Hard stuck silver two,
Three consecutive games my top laner threw.
Why can't we all be friends?
Ah that's right, adc is nunu with ghost cleanse
-17 LP, I queue up again.
Oh look in the lobby, it's my nunu 'friend'
An actual adc, Kai'sa this time.
Fiftee minutes in and I commit a crime,
A single CS stolen, an accident as clear as day
'gg report Soraka trolling' she says.
Every game, enemy jungle will camp,
And inevitably, my Kai'sa bans my champ
Please rito, this isn't fun
Can't you just promote me to diamond 1