I can play all roles.
HOWEVER, if I ever step foot into top lane, my entire team feeds. It's absolutely bizarre.
I know my top stats don't show domination, but I will always shit on my counterpart. For example, if I'm Pantheon, I will attract enemy Jungler and keep enemy Top laner to at least half my own CS.
But here is where the funny happens. Effectively, a 3v4 - because the enemy Jungler is constantly with me - my entire team just feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds.
Not lose lane a bit. Feeeeeeeeeeed.
By the time I've exited laning phase, I'm versing 2 other carries that are equally, if not more, fed than me.