Need more 'Vice' Themed skins Fuck the much needed Teemo changes, we need Miami Vice Teemo

0.1Mbps is fuck all in the grand scheme of things. Its like, 100KBps But i know what you mean, i caught about 400KBps Upload on my Net monitor at the end of a game where i was having a lot of packet loss (has happened 2 games out of like 40+ in last 3 days, both games had neeko in them) Riot has League uploading something at the end of the game, though, its really questionable as to why? the game has ended, it shouldn't spike up the upload so much if there are no packets being sent to the server from your machine. Riot is obviously doing something sneaky and should tell us what it is before they get into some trouble.

If you are playing FROM china TO OCE, you will get around 130-170Ping If your going to play on a Chinese server from China, you will have lower ping depending on the one of 70+ servers you chose. If you want to play on chinese server with your OCE account, you will need to find a way to transfer it. Most likely you will need to create a Chinese account because the Chinese version of the game is a whole different version compared to main version of the game.

Then why get mad if its not your fault?

> [{quoted}](name=mmm Popsicles,realm=OCE,application-id=T8eq2lFQ,discussion-id=zZ%%%%f8,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-10-30T14:27:49.535+0000) > > Game 1 > mmm Popsicles: sona > mmm Popsicles: can you come leash sorry whole computer froze > mmm Popsicles: ty for not remaking > mmm Popsicles: omw bot > mmm Popsicles: any summs on varus? > mmm Popsicles: stfu sona > mmm Popsicles: its 9minutes into a game > mmm Popsicles: BLUE BYFF > mmm Popsicles: MUTED Chat logs should end here, but they dont, and they continue onto the next 2 games. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Game 2 > mmm Popsicles: how are you down 15 cs to a koghmaw > mmm Popsicles: =| > mmm Popsicles: REALLY? > mmm Popsicles: HOW DID YOU MISS HIM TWICE > mmm Popsicles: what the fuck are you guys doing > mmm Popsicles: seriously ------------------------------------- > mmm Popsicles: lee with kills dont mean shit (Late tru tho) --------------------------------------------- > mmm Popsicles: but you're trash vayne > mmm Popsicles: you're losing a kogmaw raka lane and vayne bruam > mmm Popsicles: 50 cs down at 12mins > mmm Popsicles: trash > mmm Popsicles: next > mmm Popsicles: why did you give vayne ad > mmm Popsicles: never give role to people who "pref ad" > mmm Popsicles: always suck ass > mmm Popsicles: why is yas bot > mmm Popsicles: kicking myself for not banning rakak ---------------------------------------------- You facecheck a brush thats not warded GG brains MIA. Heard of Blue trinket when behind? > mmm Popsicles: 1 ward on the whole map > mmm Popsicles: cant even walk in my own jungle ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Game 3 > mmm Popsicles: enjoy your win please take 5 second after the game to report rammus for trolling / abusive From the Get go Toxicity --------------------------------------- > mmm Popsicles: and trist for abusive > mmm Popsicles: im recording because trist said he was trolling after rammus banned his vayne > mmm Popsicles: then proceeded to abuse everyone > mmm Popsicles: then rammus took rammus off me when I have it hovered because I say im repporting him after the game and this is recorded > mmm Popsicles: hes trolling > mmm Popsicles: im just afking not dealing with this shit following me in jungle ----------------------------------------- > mmm Popsicles: im fine with this just makes his report easier to ban ^LUL

> [{quoted}](name=mmm Popsicles,realm=OCE,application-id=T8eq2lFQ,discussion-id=zZ%%%%f8,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2017-10-30T14:29:17.107+0000) > > all 3 games being trolled sworn at in chinese etc etc etc but I can get perm banned for this? its a fucking joke the game with rammus talk I was last pick the support was trolling for auto fill banned the adc's vayne and starts swearing at him I go teemo jg not even trolling go look at the OP.GG i did fine yet im perm banned? this system makes no fucking sense The secret to Flaming the Chinese is to do so in a language they understand, but Riot doesnt

4 0 4 R I O T P L Z F I X I want the Invisible skin, Illaoi turns invisible and all her attacks and character models become silent. Each spell is replaced with a Rammus /Taunt and every trace of the champion is removed from the game. {{sticker:slayer-pantheon-thumbs}} Edit: INB4 TEEMO JUST SALTY LOSING TO ILLAOI. Teemo {{item:3009}} beats Illaoi hard lol

> [{quoted}](name=JasonWazza,realm=OCE,application-id=FjGAIbRv,discussion-id=KYg9EUxh,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2017-10-29T10:44:18.774+0000) > > Match Making Rating (MMR) isn't affected by anything except wins and losses. > > You win, and your hidden score goes up, lose and it goes down. Fake News. There is much more about MMR than "win more, climb more". Riot would be using a modified version of Glieko-2 Matchmaking algorithms to determine whether or not you gain significantly more or less LP based on performance during games. They have the ability to track in-game performance per role as well which would lead me to believe they factor that into MMR.

Tmo

UNE?

> [{quoted}](name=Riot Gehirn,realm=OCE,application-id=Ntey9fRZ,discussion-id=vOsYORhz,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2016-02-03T03:55:14.143+0000) > > It appears that the reason you are being reported is not due to in game abuse, but rather that you autolock jungle in blind pick regardless of if another player has already called the role and locked in. We're aware that call order is not ideal, which is why the new champ select is a thing and will eventually be a thing for unranked modes. > But until then, players do not appreciate when someone on their team takes the role of another player and this is reflected in your reports. Riot Gehirn, look up my smurf 'peasentcominthru' and tell me why i have received 2 warnings for behavior, because i can tell you now, i rarely ever talk on that account and still get told im getting reported for doing literally nothing. Seriously, check the reports for the second game ever played in bots, there was a Salty AF Miss Fortune who reported me and said nothing that warranted a report. I played mid annie and wasnt trolling, it was literally someone who has no emotional control. Im sticking my neck out here even posting this and by no means am i trying to instigate a fight, i just want everyone to know that the system isnt perfect.

low quality shitpost

Yerp, that happened. http://imgur.com/eIdGdSt

[Value](http://imgur.com/eIdGdSt)

> [{quoted}](name=Rocka,realm=OCE,application-id=FjGAIbRv,discussion-id=cmqZzGAn,comment-id=00000000,timestamp=2016-01-17T13:26:35.387+0000) > > I have no clue what you are talking about lol. I don't think you can counter items. I feel like the item is still strong but not overpowered. {{item:3110}} Counters {{item:3124}}

Nice to see, "KillBlacks" made it through the filter. Oh boy Riot what have you done. [Just incase you missed it](http://imgur.com/5HwZkU5)

Posting this from the Vault. I give you, PoolParty Urgot http://i.imgur.com/aespJQD.jpg

1. {{champion:19}} Slow clear, poor ganks till 6, mediocre at best if behind, relies on your laners not losing lane before you get Sated. Once you lose jungle pressure from your laners you effectively become dead weight. 2. {{champion:3}} Barely anyone plays him to his fullest extent, Is Melee AP Long Ranged Caster Tank which makes little to no sense. Decent poke when built MR, useless against most AD Champs due to Passive. 3. {{champion:121}} Pretty weak the last few patches, doesnt do well in league of tanks, does worse due to Last Whisper nerfs. Can Still do OK against Squishy Carries 1v1. [Enjoy Some K6 EyeCandy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPEkiQb_IKM) And of course, BluKong {{champion:62}}

> [{quoted}](name=LadyLuxanna,realm=OCE,application-id=Ntey9fRZ,discussion-id=c6JPgKHe,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-12-27T08:20:32.755+0000) > they do infinite damage Exhaust/Zhonyas/GA >and have infinite healing Ignite/Morello/the AD Grevious Wounds one > its impossible to kill them and there is no way to counter See above > you just have to sit there watching them wipe your whole team with 1 item or, instead of watching your team die, you could stop them? they are both single target champs. Dont fight them 1v1 and have your shit warded. You see that Exclamation mark? Drop that pink and GG Rengo > this is bs and would like riot to play their own game to see this for themselves they do, and they also see your silver rank and laugh

looks like you got ganked by the GoonSquad

> [{quoted}](name=Maraudaur,realm=OCE,application-id=Ntey9fRZ,discussion-id=6JLAlgHf,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2015-12-15T23:48:37.916+0000) > > If you don't have anything nice to say don't talk just keep playing. Great advice when put into competitive situations with people you haven't met before. It's extremely hard to convey tone through text. > > Also remember everyone two wrongs don't make a right. Don't counter flame with flame. Work together #TEAMWORKOP > > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugXC7g3p0JU but three rights make a left

> [{quoted}](name=Teemo Bot,realm=OCE,application-id=FjGAIbRv,discussion-id=5bn6UVJs,comment-id=00050000,timestamp=2015-12-11T04:05:29.110+0000) > > DID YOU KNOW > LIANDRYS DIDNT WORK ON TEEEMos mushrooms As in early S1/S2? I only started playign beginning of S3. If you're talking about current season, yes they do but you shouldnt bother building lyandries every game > ward remains popped teemos mushrooms Annoying, should be fixed soon > blind didnt work on shyvana dragon form twin bite Thats because its an on-hit EFFECT. The Auto attack portion of the damage is negated but the EFFECT isnt. Happens with most on-hit skills when blinded by teemo. Even i know this. > deathfire torch didnt or still doesnt work on teemos poison Thats because Teemos poison isnt a spell. Its a passive on-hit effect and a on-hit DoT. Also its deathfire touch. > RIOT PLZ TEEMO BOT PLZ. Watch more [ipav999](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoOUiBglwGIcnzjBcEQ1uIQ). He literally explains [how to win](http://www.lolking.net/guides/348000) pretty much any matchup as teemo.

Ive been getting ping increases of 50-90ms for the last few days / since 5.24. Normally my ping is 30ms but its been a constant 80-120ms. My net went down a few days ago and our routers config was reset but ive since (i thought) fixed it. This morning i thought i had fixed it after changing a few settings from the day before and it ended up going back to 30ms and CS:GO was also back to normal. But now its back up on the same day. I tested it around 10am so i know its not on/off peak. (plus it cant be, we have 1TB dl limit and we have a 150Kb/s, max it can download in 24hrs is ~370Gb lol) I know its not anyone else on the network (ive been dealing with my 1.5Mb/s connection for years). While a pingtest using cmd to google.com.au gives the came 29-31 ping. LSI shows that its constantly 80, and when i go in-game it is confirmed to hover around that except for this morning when it was 30 ping and in-game reflected that. Im trying to rule out all possibilities and i wasnt sure if there was an issue with my ISP or the Servers. Im with Westnet/IINet too so it may be a problem with the ISP? I'd attach a dxdiag but...

You can do this with Ziggs as well with just a chalice start

im assuming your playing AP Burst teemo? Then sure, hes weak as piss. You need to go watch IPav. Teemos got more of a hybrid On-hit build atm

Oh boy, not another 'Free' Riot Points link... I suppose if someone falls for this shit they deserve getting phished/scammed.

Hey Damo, we up at the UNE Gaming Society are actually putting a team together for the comp. Add me on LoL and we will see what we can do. We are planning on having a few teams if possible, an A team and a B team, (and if we have more people, a C team).

> [{quoted}](name=Maraudaur,realm=OCE,application-id=A43y3VTO,discussion-id=AfvUsYQ3,comment-id=00070000,timestamp=2015-07-22T00:24:16.110+0000) > > Hey, > > The tournament will be played online until the grand finals which will be held live in studio. Cheers

How will the games be hosted? Would it be held of the AARNET (Fibre connection between various Unis) or held at a venune? If venue, are custom builts allowed? Incase there are people who use 2rd Party Programmes to play.

Something to add to this; should we also be given a fair hearing in the sense that, despite the Automated System being 'accurate', we still should go though a phase where evidence is heard form both sides? Obviously someone who may try to argue they didnt do X will use some Bullshit excuse 90% of the time, but that 10% that dont actually get to present their case may be automatically punished before they are properly dealt with. This is similar but not identical to what was going on with the Dual-Citizen Visa Stripping the government tried to put forward, giving a person/position complete judicial discretion and ability for find guilty/not guilty before a person is brought before a court/hearing to plead their case. It was found unconstitutional. I still think this system has the potential to be abused like any other automated AI/System. If people find out the patterns/algorithms that detect this behavior, they can manipulate it. Hopefully Riot keeps the source-code under lock,seal, and mattress to prevent this.

flawed*? or did you mean Floored?

{{item:2004}} NEED TO SEE TEAMMATES MANA!{{item:2004}}

> [{quoted}](name=Crackdogrock,realm=OCE,application-id=FjGAIbRv,discussion-id=ZiGnEOcq,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-05-17T07:43:26.712+0000) > > Whenever I trade, I feel like i'm not doing it right, I sometimes win but... most of the time, the enemy adc usually backs right off so I have lane dominance but when we do trade I lose. I've had a game where the garen would say, "I'm going in, if you guys don't follow up, its your fault" because everyone was playing passive. As soon as we went in for the fight, we came out on top. How do I help this "Passive play" > > When i'm mid lane as talon against a xerath, he uses his abilities, good time to go in? Well I just can't find my guts to get in and I wait his cooldowns. Right, lets sort your unnecessary anxiety out. 1. You want to trade? Make sure they cant trade back. Its as simple as Attacking the enemy when they go to CS. The Auto Attack animation causes them to freeze momentarily and cannot retaliate withing those frames. (Unless its someone who's abilities dont interrupt animations, Eg Vel'Koz). Get it in your head that, you cannot take damage at this time, so why be afraid to take damage? Enter Clause 1; 2. Minion MF Aggro. This is the real reason you loose early trades. Minions will automatically drop aggro on other minions should you Auto Attack an enemy champion in their vicinity. Countless times i see people in lower elos randomly auto attack the enemy champ while in a full wave of enemy minions. You want to use the minion wave to your advantage. You do this by making sure that if/when you attack an enemy champ, that he has little to no minions that can retaliate for him. In the Top lane its really essential that you understand this. Lanes can be lossed because people have no clue what they are doing. Eg, I recently played a game as Nasus against Aatrox. Here, Aatrox is a lane bully and he should be able to push me out of lane and prevent me from csing by having me constantly too low to go for stacks. However, Aatrox would auto attack me when i had 4+ Minions. I did not even retaliate with an Auto Attack as i knew that minion aggro would do enough damage to trade back. Should he go full aggro, i would back off behind my minions and fight him there, as my minions would turn around and attack him while his minions were too far away to gain aggro on me. I hardly ever fought him because i had no need to attack him myself when i had minions doing the damage for me. I ended up carrying that game pretty hard, despite making a few errors. Ultimately Aatrox had no impact in that game based solely off the fact that he ruined his lane for himself, trading with auto attacks while near a bunch of my minions, and me not retaliating with auto attacks. 1 Wither would mean that Aatrox took more damage from minions as he could not get out of their auto attack range. 3. Specifically in a Talon vs Xerath match-up, you could go 1 of 3 possible starting buys. ALL of Xeraths spells are Skillshots, meaning he doesnt get free damage on you unless you allow it. You can get out of a lot of his abilities by simply moving out of them in time. This is an example where Boots 4 Pots would be a good first buy. If you think you will not be able to dodge a lot of his abilities and not be able to trade back effectively, you may want to go for Flask 3-4 Pot, depending on mysteries. The flash and pots gives you enough mana and HP to stay out in the field and use spells to clear waves instead of putting you in danger of being hit by Xeraths spells when you go to CS. Lastly, if you think the Xerath is bad and isnt good at hitting skillshots, you may want to opt for an aggressive LongSword 3 pot buy. This gives you some sustain and some extra damage to clear the wave, as well as trading the moment xerath misses a skill or skillshot combo. Think about it like this. Xerath has 3 spells, if he wiffs one, you respond by punishing accordingly (Wiff-Punishing, a term normally used in Fighting games, look it up ). If he uses his long range poke and slow on minions, you have every chance to jump in on his ass and drop a combo of yours and walk away. Its up to him if he wants to throw his stun out so be wary of that. Another thing to do is to not make his skillshots be effective. He will be wanting to use his spells to clear and farm too. If you stand away from your minions, he has to chose to either use his spells on minions or on you. Giving him this ultimatum can win you the lane advantage. Dont stand in your minions against most mages as Spells do not attract minion aggro. Hope this helps.

> [{quoted}](name=Meeqah,realm=OCE,application-id=pEj6Ee6n,discussion-id=Ikq0aed1,comment-id=003d0001,timestamp=2015-05-15T21:14:25.567+0000) > > It does return to him. It's like if Ahri, Dashes while her q is returning to her, It'll look like it's not returning to the center but it's just adjusting to the new position of the character. Since his Q is a slower projectile, It'll look like it isn't returning to the center more times than not. Especially if he uses his dash and stuff. Hope that helps you out Pretty damn sure that i have seen his Q leave and return in a radius around him MULTIPLE times. Go watch some gameplay of Ekko and compare it to the others i mentioned.

> [{quoted}](name=e2305,realm=OCE,application-id=FjGAIbRv,discussion-id=oV5VmATG,comment-id=00020000,timestamp=2015-05-17T08:44:12.233+0000) > > elo boosters are from diamond or plat. I know i'm no where near good enough to be that high up but still its easy to see that i'm better then 90% of the players around me (imo) but i'm not good enough as an elo booster to carry them. Dunning-Kruger out the Wazoo with this one.

You have no excuse to not make a Purple Side (Top Side) Nasus want to AFK. Entirely your (teams) Fault.

Statement: Elo Hell exists. If Elo Hell exists, than Elo Boosting would never work. However, Elo Boosting does work. This implies that the Statement. Elo Hell exists is False. Therefore, Git Gud.

took me one whole attempt to log in. RIOT I WANT FULL REIMBURSEMENT! :^)

If a Red could answer my question regarding his Q - Is there a gameplay reason why the Q's start and return path finishes in a small radius around Ekko, rather than at the center of his character model/hitbox? Having it return to the center of his model/hitbox would be a QoL change for a melee such as himself, as positioning himself in front of a retreating enemy prevents the second part of the Q from connecting even when it looks like it should. For instance: * {{champion:103}}'s Q comes out from the center of her model/hitbox and returns to the center of the model/hitbox. * {{champion:34}}'s Q from center of model/hitbox. * {{champion:201}}'s Q surprisingly comes from the center of his model/hitbox, and he is a melee character. * {{champion:238}}, another melee champ, also has his Shuriken start from the center of his model/hitbox. If such projectiles all start from the center of the character model/hitbox? why doesnt Ekko's?

> [{quoted}](name=Arclight Vayne,realm=OCE,application-id=3fteLeTW,discussion-id=3EF5dzNV,comment-id=000d,timestamp=2015-04-10T19:48:48.255+0000) > > been bugged for a while now, when spectating a nasus it doesnt show correctly how many stacks when it goes over 2 digits. e.g 99 stacks shows when it hits 100 it shows 10. at 457 it shows 45. i hope that makes sense Been like that for ages, its cause the status bar icon only fits 2 digits, 3rd digits get cut off.

muh eckonmeee

2203 is not zoom hacking wtf LOL 2203 is botting. Druid, did you buy your account? Be truthful now. If you purchased an account that was botted to lvl30 or actually used a bot yourself, then thats why you got banned.

BLAM Sackboy, your still alive and kicking? How is the rest of the old Forums GDrs doing do you know? or have they all died.

Switch it up and Play On-Hit Teemo instead? Get bork, runnans and Frozen Mallet then go tank.

Can you think of a way, other than haxs, as to why? then incorporate that into your play style.